@TheOnion Caption of speech: "Let me assure the entire public that Jared never touched any Subway food before it was on his tray."
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@TheOnion not really the most tasteful thing to share atmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nope, they're both for meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion classicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol I love the Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That was great, especially the taco bell- dog food bit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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