@theonion play golf, spend money, repeat
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@TheOnion Please rerun the column from 2009 about Obama leaving his family during the depression. He says he's going for bread....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You forgot about the book he will write on getting along with self-centered sociopaths at work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he can start now as far as I'm concerned.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, I hope he doesn't become President of Kenya, then those dudes'd be trying to put the s*** on us.#Obama#obamamaniaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion DUECEBAG!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Best POTUS
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@TheOnion Maybe he'll go become a communist dictator in Kenya, if he thinks he'd win a third term here, surely he believes he can rule KenyaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@WhiteHouse@BarakObama__ One good tour with a vacuum and all traces of him will be removed from the White House. Can't wait.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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