LOL "@TheOnion: Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report http://onion.com/1JjfuSV pic.twitter.com/m4cGw8h1Wi”
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LOL "@TheOnion: Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report http://onion.com/1JjfuSV pic.twitter.com/m4cGw8h1Wi”
@TheOnion oh yeah they do
@TheOnion This is the best.
@TheOnion because I said so!
@TheOnion son of a..........
I don't read many @TheOnion items but this got my attention & worth it. "Quotes" sound so real... I remember both hearing & making some :)
@TheOnion If making me eat asparagus, Brussel sprouts, cooked carrots and spinach is abuse my parents are guilty felons.
@TheOnion oh dear-the majority of parents abuse children?
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