@TheOnion cocaine is the rich man's drug the poor get crack
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@TheOnion I really read it as "understanding" Both work Race, raceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion OH. YEAH. RUGHT. HE. SELLS. COCAIN. GIVE. ME. A. BREAK. !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And he is the leading candidate to be the next Subway spokesman.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Actually, this ad is probably accurate like 90% of the time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I would visit
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