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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Aug 2015

    Here are the details of Donald Trump’s immigration plan: http://onion.com/1fnUhPV pic.twitter.com/lRHdKQskw6

    4:31 PM - 18 Aug 2015
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      1. Victor A. Bonilla‏ @Alexanderr810 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @FernandaKellyyy there's much more bullshit he's trying to do, the racist people are the ones to leave.

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      1. terribletim‏ @terribletim 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/HVdthU6Suq

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      1. Jose Torres‏ @josectorres_ 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this is one of the best Onion pieces ever made

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      2. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @PoundtownPolice sounds perfect so far.

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      3. Chingon‏ @PoundtownPolice 18 Aug 2015
        Replying to @cartmansrebels

        @cartmansrebels @TheOnion a man with a plan

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      4. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 18 Aug 2015
        Replying to @PoundtownPolice

        @PoundtownPolice @TheOnion so right just like #bigboy.

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      1. M. Valladares-C.‏ @elmaikdumid 19 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion "CarrotPot"that he uses on tea 4 his hairdo, smokes to get inspired on his cloth less Emperor of the "Bigoted States of America?

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      1. Micheál Mag Uidhir‏ @michaelmaguire 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion funny, but surely it would be even funnier if you just started quoting his policy docs verbatim

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      1. Carl Algotsson‏ @CarlAlgotsson 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion CNN ORC POLL: Trump is dominating the republican field nationwide, and grooving his lead. VIDEO: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/18/politics/donald-trump-presidential-poll-debate/index.html … …

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      1. rembrandtrubens‏ @rembrandtrubens 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I have a plan, too. Deport Trump,Obama,Hillary, RushLimbaugh,SeanHannity, ElizabethWarren,TedCruz,Bernie Sanders to the Antarctic!

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      1. Roy McCeary‏ @Bananer_ 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Wack. And I UN-ironically hope Trump wins 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Exemption for household and Trump International employees written into The Constitution.

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      1. Empowering Patients, LLC‏ @Empoweringpts9 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion can't he afford a nicer & fitting hat? #wasteofmoney

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      1.  🌊 SCARY HAIRY MUSHROOM  🌊‏ @illskillz77 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @SouthPark I'm just waiting for him to scream " Dey tuker jobzzzzzz" in the next debate.

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      1. Sam Hook‏ @CaptainSamHook 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm most impressed with the new scapegoat as long as it's not "immigrants"

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      1. Brock Johnsen‏ @brockjohnsen 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Is it true Trump is going to build a wall around his opponents? #Trump2016

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      2. dani ruiz‏ @DaniNr8195 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion omg he so mean to everybody he hates Mexican

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      3. Hazera‏ @purdyhaze 18 Aug 2015
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        @DaniNr8195 @TheOnion he does NOT hate Mexican, he hates ILLEGAL immigrants

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