@TheOnion @ScubaCarr here's some tips buddy
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@george_bloder thank you Jay.
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@TheOnion I'm not saying it's been a while but I'm now resorting to flopping my penis into her hand and crying.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion now I can have a date for the weekend, as long as I win the lottery or find a bag of cashThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't watch it on my comador64 phoneputer.Do you have the script?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ElliotFladen@TheOnion Pretty sure they plagiarized it from Joe.
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@TheOnion now I can seduce KanjiThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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