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@TheOnion I look at it as a free drink and leave.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this one hits close to home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MollyConnett @cara_colao first night in the hampsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion second biggest fear: clicking the share button on pornhub.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tonight got really sweaty wondering if anyone saw me and also thinking of how I was going to get a margarita if not.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That can be very traumatic.....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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