“@TheOnion: Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days http://onion.com/1hIp9fT pic.twitter.com/vVUbgVn0s2”
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“@TheOnion: Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days http://onion.com/1hIp9fT pic.twitter.com/vVUbgVn0s2”
@TheOnion And then the boob came out...
“@TheOnion: Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Days http://onion.com/1hIp9fT pic.twitter.com/PuCKPuYJss” #LMAO @mharrelson79 @K_E_Gray
stop it. I'm so mad that I read this. I wasted 2 minutes of my life LMAO @TheOnion @TeresaJKaminski
@sm @TheOnion same for @BrynAvery?
Someone finally broke @rohitnafday’s record! RT @TheOnion: Newborn Loses Faith In Humanity After Record 6 Dayshttp://onion.com/1hIp9fT
@TheOnion Joins Radiohead as lead singer...
@TheOnion @tayyyyslayyy
@theonion "...bleak and soulless suburban conformity of Schaumburg, IL, its empty consumerist non-culture..." omg nail on the HEAD.
@TheOnion priceless! u must have a native Austrian in your team. admit it.
@TheOnion I think this is the best headline so far.
@TheOnion what took him so long?
@kimwilliamz @TheOnion he was sleeping
@TheOnion All this baby needs is a cool haircut. Duh!
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