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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2015

    Details Of Donald Trump’s Immigration Plan http://onion.com/1K2mI2F pic.twitter.com/5kCp8DJiHp

    11:46 AM - 17 Aug 2015
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2015
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        .@realDonaldTrump's improved visa application will require immigrants to declare if they are rapist thugshttp://onion.com/1hImH9g 

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      2. Alex Tomala‏ @TomalaAlex 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Would have been awesome if the article discussed his actual plan.

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      1. Allan Leshchinsky‏ @verbality 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/YHsLxHZxVx

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      1. T Lynn Picon‏ @LaBelleChien 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I say we just hand him over to Cecil the Lion's dentist. It would be the best "extraction" in all of humanity!

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      1. eduardo soriano‏ @eduardosorianos 19 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DeniseDresserG pienso que este señor es un nazi disfrazado de americano malnacido

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      1. Leila 💃🏻 👠‏ @leilaibi 19 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Wait I read he wants to deport undesirable citizens as well! ? Explain what citizens he consider undesirable ?

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      1. Zantippy Skiphop‏ @ZantippySkiphop 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL!!! "Border Beauties" :D He does cherish women!

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      1. Tresa Andreassen‏ @Tresalee 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion whats your views on all these indias taking over american businesses they need to be sent back to their country

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      1. Willy‏ @ComEnjoylife 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion #Trump he's hilarious almost as funny as #Mike&Molly

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      1. Carl Algotsson‏ @CarlAlgotsson 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion IMMIGRATION PLAN: Top Dem Prof: "I´ve never seen any politican" with better Immigration Plan than Trump.http://bit.ly/1gRSmEg 

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      1. stacey walker‏ @dunnitall2008 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion #naturelover.. he's an ass.. .

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      1. Jose Ismael Valverde‏ @valverdeji 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion solo busca popularidad y si llega a la presidensia sera manzo cordero como desimo es osicon mendigo

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      1. Roberto Quintero‏ @CapiroZurober 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion recontra imbecil entre los imbeciles

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      1. Ez Express‏ @ExpressEz 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion you have used and hired illegal immigrants. .your the king of the kkk

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