@TheOnion Am i retweeeting? This my new diet!
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@TheOnion@essobi his fucking face though LoooL#lollercopterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion try substituting food with beer, -
@poppa1138@TheOnion they mention that in the article. All varieties of consumable liquids and solids are encompassed by#Meal.
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@TheOnion@strange_brain_ @aceofbass808 stuff, purge, repeat - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion hahaha im guiltyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they're already on the chinese blacklist.If they eat up all the onions then there's no more curry for India & a new enemy for USAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Usually your photos are too tame but this one is damn good.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Majority Of Americans Now Eating One Continuous Meal A Day http://onion.com/1Jc19Yr pic.twitter.com/JVVo3G6t6f Disgusting!
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@TheOnion what's wrong with that? Humans are technically grazing animals....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Probably closer to true than we want to realize!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought you were supposed to post fake parodies, not real reports?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I eat my steak and mushrooms. Not a thought of guilt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is what I'll look like when I get old. Yay, I have a future career in iStockPhoto.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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