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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Aug 2015

    God Announces Plans To Slowly Wean Humans Off Religion http://onion.com/1IWHbUy pic.twitter.com/xNlz4HyN0b

    7:02 AM - 17 Aug 2015
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      1. Percy‏ @anxietyantlers 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @foxalbiazul http://www.theonion.com/article/homosexuality-only-thing-parents-can-accept-about--36622 … was even funnier to read xD

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      1. Ray Lyons‏ @RLyons229 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Is it wrong to say "Amen"?

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      1. John‏ @johnpm 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion And to so he has sent down his only son in the form of @RichardDawkins

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      1. RevThurgood Goodlove‏ @GoodloveRev 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @LesbianTrucker If it be God's will... Amenpic.twitter.com/2JiTlA6UNd

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      1. Abe Presley‏ @Abraham518 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DoaneJohns God needs to get rid of religion before religion gets rid of God!

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      1. KilaFateh #INC‏ @KilaFateh 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I sincerely want this to happen, religion only given us deaths, hate, killing and wars. Let it die die 💀 the world be happy 😊

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      1. Juan de Dios Barrios‏ @BarriosDios 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @jezzebelle277 👏👏👏👏👏

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      1. Lyman Hinson‏ @Hinson481 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @LyleTostenson

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      1. Emily  💕‏ @rainbowtoarrow 17 Aug 2015
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        With biscuits and genocide? @TheOnion

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      1. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion good riddance

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      1. Peggy Larson‏ @282c0a479b6d4ee 18 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion you had me at wean

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      1. florian dupuis‏ @floali555 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DoaneJohns GO on god if you exist he begin to be the time.

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      1. florian dupuis‏ @floali555 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DoaneJohns Va y dieu il commence a etre temps que tu te réveilles si tu existe

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      1. Stkroix87‏ @jasonj939 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion: "Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs. It's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you."

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      1. julie anne mortlock‏ @julie_mortlock 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @JosephMcGann that's funny ..only wish it could happen.

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      1. LunaSparks‏ @LunaSparks34 17 Aug 2015
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        Money. “@TheOnion: God Announces Plans To Slowly Wean Humans Off Religion http://onion.com/1IWHbUy  pic.twitter.com/9Pv014SJMy”

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      1. ritu maheshwari‏ @RituFM 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @billmaher need an Onion spot on the show plzzz!

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      1. Anomalous 1...‏ @Oddest_Goddess 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion yay!! Religion only separates humans. Causes animosity that leads to war. The very rich won't like this at all. So it's perfect!😅

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