@TheOnion the dude has throw in a few slow head-shakes to feign irritation
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@TheOnion The formula is to appear frazzled for 10 seconds for every 5 minute delay and one excuse for every 10 minutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Until lunch. “
@TheOnion: Guy Who Came In Late Not Sure How Much Longer He Should Pretend To Be Frazzled http://onion.com/1MsVaUt ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane 'Uuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr Uhrrrr 'pic.twitter.com/SpTDUvrbCZThis media may contain sensitive material. Learn more
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow !pic.twitter.com/xkuadJJQ5OThis media may contain sensitive material. Learn more
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@TheOnion Thanks for sharing - it's now live here: http://rbl.ms/1K23wSFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 'frazzled' means completely exhausted. You made me look up the word in dictionaryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you had me at "Guy Who Came."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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