This Millennial guy I know used to work at Homeland Security. He thought The Onion was a real news outlet and believed all the stuff.
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@TheOnion@CorinnaBechko I've saved my own life so many times! XDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stop with the nonsense please
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@TheOnion last night the onion saved my life!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wonder if he survived the reptile houzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That the gorilla didn't climb into the human cage likely saved him as well.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Wildlife Experts Say Not Climbing Into Gorilla Enclosure Likely Saved Man’s Life http://onion.com/1HPXlLz pic.twitter.com/hwTrrBaKcX”
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@TheOnion Gorilla hoping wildlife expert would climb in the enclosure to teach him a lesson for putting him in the enclosure.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yes this is the same person who did not get eaten by a Saltwater Crocodile in Aussie by strongly resisting licking it's tongue -Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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