.@TheOnion So, what you're saying is...pic.twitter.com/ClDNTlzXgZ
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@TheOnion So, do us surf rats start preparing to surf molten magma? That article is full of hot magma bullshit.
@TheOnion @jarhead311 are we going to a land-rush/homesteading type of exercise, or are the plots are regulated
@TheOnion /cricket noise
@TheOnion holy shit I almost took this seriously. time for an internet break.
“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Earth’s Core Will Be Most Habitable Part Of Planet By 2060..."
LOL: No joke, that!
@TheOnion study obviously funded by PAC lobbying for development at center of planet
@TheOnion @schizoidman Let us begin digging.
@TheOnion "New Study Finds Earth’s Core Will Be Most Habitable Part Of Planet By 2060" coming soon, Trump Down Under, way down under
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