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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Aug 2015

    Poll: 89% Of Americans Believe Obama Has Failed To Bring America Closer To Celestial Utopia Of Endless Pleasurehttp://onion.com/1DVLX5E 

    1:15 PM - 15 Aug 2015
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    • Cel @ Giornoween 🎃 Zak Kirkendall Jordan Scharnhorst Spooky Scary Gurevich Seven Days 'Til Hamoween, Silver Hamrock Julian...enemygolem... Trader Joe’s Bottom Bitch Max Luisa R. Lindeman
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      1. jamese lewis‏ @BeingLucyJames 15 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion you're supposed to find a way to support whatever leader comes into play esp if you love democracy..how great things would be then

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      1. jamese lewis‏ @BeingLucyJames 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion its so interesting how we don't want a dictator to make us do the right things but get mad when1 person can't make things perfect

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      1. Jim McCarthy‏ @JimMcCarthy1 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion if Obama was some Republican, con bloggers would be screeching and gloating that the Dow is up 120% under his presidency.

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      2. jeff stiver‏ @JeffStiver 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion the only thing the Obama has brought us closer to is the brink of disaster

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      1. Brian Rovner‏ @BR1972 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion the only thing better than Onion headlines are the Twitter comments from the naive

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      1. Jerry T‏ @JerryT87 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Doc_JJK But they would vote for him again anyway, lol.

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      1. myrudy321‏ @myrudy32 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @davidaxelrod No one asked for Utopia. He has completed 1/2 his goals promised voters. Nah sayers are the problem w GOP.

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Makes sense, since he has failed at everything except pissing people off.

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      2. Roger Caranci‏ @RCaranci 15 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @PirateMike911 Kim Jong Un already did that in North Korea.

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      3. Mike Peerless‏ @PirateMike911 15 Aug 2015
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        @RCaranci @TheOnion Very good point!

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      1. c. berry lee‏ @cberrl 30 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @davidaxelrod Of course not! Not even the very best President could do that !!! What silly wording of judging his success!

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      1. Michael Craig‏ @NucularRealator 20 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion so bad that all is left wing joke pandering. The Onion is rancid.

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      1. Heaman McQueen‏ @Guymc2 19 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion with no help from Republicans or Democrats he's done great

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      1. Phlip‏ @Pen_Bird 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ah, the soft racism of diminished expectations

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      1. Terry Long‏ @Tllong31Terry 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @overthelimit80 Infinite jest. Here in my Utopia I thank our great leader and promise to share my celestial aura if he desires.

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      1. cliphkg‏ @cliphkg 18 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @TheBaxterBean what % believe @realDonaldTrump can?

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      1. Hayes Peter Mauro‏ @hayes_mauro 17 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @quirkyvisions

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