@TheOnion @jarhead311 excellent decision making: would like to see the Presidential Candidates go through the exercise
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@TheOnion Alas, there is no one to stop him from entering McDonalds.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Observed from a 10 foot distance across a 12 foot wide moat. What dark architectural magic is this,
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@TheOnion@TheBrandonMorse - And saved the gorillas from getting any infections contained by that man :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SMART GUYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RomanYbarra is that you -
@bprehn219@TheOnion lmao, I wish
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@TheOnion: Wildlife Experts Say Not Climbing Into Gorilla Enclosure Likely Saved Man’s Life http://onion.com/1MsFDWd pic.twitter.com/CNERw6vk0l
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@TheOnion Sadly that dumb bastard tried to 'pet' the lions and was eaten.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good choice!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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