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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Aug 2015

    Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1MouHHF pic.twitter.com/V8FVKs8ezr

    9:30 AM - 14 Aug 2015
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      1. Lex Luthor‏ @LuthorCorp1 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I would have thought "swimming into a soggy cigarette butt" would have made the list... but no.

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      2. Lisa Robinson‏ @honeybbqtwist 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @emcmills seriously....

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      1. cac‏ @caltoncac 14 Aug 2015
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        @ma_calton “@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1MouHHF  pic.twitter.com/FaBLQMVIt0”

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      1. Alyssa Tucker‏ @dizzyvapor 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion To me it's also right up there with "Waitress won't leave us alone"

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      1. east14 th.st‏ @oaktownt1 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ....Yeah,I guess being healthy is just a fad!LOL

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      1. Steve Sturtevant‏ @srsturte2 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Todays Onion headlines are tomorrows MSM headlines.

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      1. ASH : ƃız ǝɥʇ ƃɐz‏ @BelgiumAtheist 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion This is true in Belgium though. Yeah we drink alot.

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      1. A. Black‏ @Dark_Prince80 14 Aug 2015
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        real “@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1MouHHF  pic.twitter.com/VozuuJptdw”

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Waitress in the kitchen ignoring you because the last time you were there you stiffed her with no tip on a $300 tab.

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      1. hose‏ @mexillennialjr 14 Aug 2015
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        Terrifying RT @TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1MouHHF pic.twitter.com/IirAuqGrLF

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      1. Mister Modtomic‏ @MrModtomic 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Ha!!! So I'm NOT just being paranoid! Or at least I'm not alone.

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