@TheOnion I would have thought "swimming into a soggy cigarette butt" would have made the list... but no.
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@ma_calton “@TheOnion: Poll Finds Americans’ Greatest Fear Is Waitress Forgetting About Them http://onion.com/1MouHHF pic.twitter.com/FaBLQMVIt0”
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@TheOnion To me it's also right up there with "Waitress won't leave us alone"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ....Yeah,I guess being healthy is just a fad!LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Todays Onion headlines are tomorrows MSM headlines.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is true in Belgium though. Yeah we drink alot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Waitress in the kitchen ignoring you because the last time you were there you stiffed her with no tip on a $300 tab.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha!!! So I'm NOT just being paranoid! Or at least I'm not alone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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