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@TheOnion quick! Somebody hand her a burqa.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JoeRoKnows I spent the whole day chuckling about this
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@TheOnion she needs to get on an elliptical machine ASAP!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She's just pretty (period. end of story)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Sargon_of_Akkad Seems like an OK compromise to me. :pThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @_ZeroClark30Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You're the only true satirists left in the world. I love this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion she's pretty for a fattyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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