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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Aug 2015

    Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer http://onion.com/1J721Sm pic.twitter.com/TieoGKjT5U

    6:46 AM - 14 Aug 2015
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    10 replies 859 retweets 1,244 likes
      1. Jean-Christoph Bourdier‏ @JCBourdier 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Once again, @TheOnion produces #satire virtually indistinguishable from reality. You guys tell the truth more than you intend.

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      2. SorsTrade‏ @SorsTrade1 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion This is a joke right?

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      3. mouser1991‏ @mouser1991 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @SorsTrade1

        @SorsTrade1 No. @TheOnion is a very serious news network that intends to bring you the highest quality of information.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Heather St‏ @heather_stweet 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I hope this includes all forms of insurance that we are required to have... #nomoney

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      2. Patrick Shields‏ @shiepat11 14 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @stperryman friend of mine was denied insurance coverage on a hit and run of their car while cops chased the car #insurancefucked

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      3. Steve Perryman‏ @stperryman 14 Aug 2015
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        @shiepat11 @TheOnion Sadly... there is truth in comedy.

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      1. mike‏ @JakeDaBeav 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I missed it by 1. So close!

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      1. Sam_n_Dean  🤖 👽 👻‏ @Sam_N_Dean 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Let's face it, they have that party at their own office!

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      1. Steven Johnson‏ @geomantic 14 Aug 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Customer http://onion.com/1J721Sm  pic.twitter.com/S6hmZyNAPS. /cc @ploverich

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