@TheOnion Bless your heart. This admin, Hillary, and Trump have left you with nothing but soft porn...
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@lifebythecreek@TheOnion This was originally published in 1997. -
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@TheOnion Dang. See what happens when you get near the end of an 8 year Dem run? -
@lifebythecreek@TheOnion We get eager to get adults back into the White House! -
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@TheOnion Amen.
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@TheOnion Screenshots or it never happened. From the photo, it's unclear if she even has a body. -
@TerwanisP@TheOnion o.O Care to elaborate?
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@TheOnion She just visited a Hollywood plastic surgeon and saw some triple D's and has visions of them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am going I crapThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Reads like an opening letter from@Penthouse Forum.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nothing better than great comma-separated headlines, tits.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DanielJLayton Those big knockers will get her SOOOOOOOO far in life. Funny, mine haven't. "rethinks goals"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is possibly one of the funniest onion article I've ever readThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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