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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Aug 2015

    Women's rights are at their most horrifying in Warrant's 'Cherry Pie' video. Learn more: http://onion.com/1PnBFfR pic.twitter.com/4BV0wltFHN

    11:58 AM - 13 Aug 2015
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      1. Bobbie Brown™‏ @bobbiejeanbrown 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I can think of a lot more to be "horrified" about than this video

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      1. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I hate to correct a joke, but the Onion does realize that's just one girl in the whole Cherry Pie video, right? Kick ass vid, tho!

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      1. Micky Funk‏ @Micky5972 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Very cool song and video 👍

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      1. Unlikable 😈Advocate‏ @KazeSkyfox 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion you should be more terrified of us than than you can imagine

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      2. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @DedaRose Wasn't our first conversation about this song? Lol

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      3. Deda‏ @DedaRose 14 Aug 2015
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        @drgnstealth @TheOnion Lol. Among other things ;)

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      1. Jaz‏ @jazzy_diamon 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion COPY, PASTE & SHARE: http://www.gofundme.com/Livereach 

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      1. Hail Seizure‏ @juliusseizure15 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion cause 5 out of the 6 "chicks" on that video are dudes.

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion It's all smoke and mirrors - - literally. It's one woman playing all the parts of a weird sexual fantasy she had.

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      1. kayden miner‏ @kayden_miner 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion very cool

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      1. Chris Kozub‏ @recon5961 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion When music videos mattered and MTV was relevant. By the way is MTV still in existence?

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      1. nph237‏ @mph237 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I love how Jani Lane claimed he never wanted 2 release the song, that he was pressured into it. U can totally tell from the video😐

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      1. One Angry Yorkie‏ @angry_yorkie 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Ugh, just when I thought I'd forgotten that video forever!

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      1. Zander Abranowicz‏ @zabranowicz 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @IHF3

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