“I usually don’t go in for that spooky shit, but that vampire has quite the rack.” – @JoeBidenhttp://onion.com/1PnHF8m
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@TheOnion@shaadieali this will win him the ticket -
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@TheOnion BIDEN TODAY | BIDEN TOMORROW | BIDEN FOREVER
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BITCHES GET STUFF DONE “
@TheOnion: Biden Offers GovernmentPost To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark http://onion.com/1PnzXez pic.twitter.com/dh4YLuvbFp
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@TheOnion@fewrfreyut First smart move he's made.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion her jubblies deserve their own post.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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news that would rip “
@TheOnion: Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark http://onion.com/1PnzXez pic.twitter.com/JzVidpNBKN”
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Ha ha ha ha
Number of retweets came in at a magic number. I didn’t want to break the spell.pic.twitter.com/cn2tzfYGpr
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@TheOnion@QueenyMartha I wonder if@TheRealElvira knows about this yet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @AngriestCarp 30 years too late.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheRealElvira too bad this is only satire...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@polibeast is that a stain on her dress?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sad thing is we all know she is smarter than anyone currently in office.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion figures, more his style.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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