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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Aug 2015

    Area Woman Excited To Finally Experience Unbearable Loneliness Of Having Her Own Place http://onion.com/1PlC1Uk pic.twitter.com/BOUUVtFzrs

    7:30 PM - 12 Aug 2015
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    16 replies 256 retweets 624 likes
      1. Stigtober‏ @HesNotTheStig 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @BookOfTamara Oh god......this is too close.....it hurts....

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      1. Emma Whitty‏ @EmmaLWhitty 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion my life finally made it to the Onion!

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      1. Molly‏ @Molly_Eyres 22 Sep 2015
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        @TheOnion @queenjill I wish I had my own place.

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      1. Rachel Newville‏ @_rnewville 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @krisweeerd

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      2. Megs‏ @meg_a_wo_man 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @amandalz I will admit I have wondered how long it would take for someone to find my body if I died unexpectedly in my sleep.

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      3. Amanda Zoglio‏ @amandalz 13 Aug 2015
        Replying to @meg_a_wo_man

        @meg_a_wo_man I just assume I'll slip in my tub at some point

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      1. Smith‏ @sssssss12332144 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion is this true? Why would you print something so sad (and cheap?)

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      1. The Onion Job Titles‏ @onionjobtitles 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion love the onion

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      1. Blake‏ @TheSageOfThyme 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I have never lived alone. I don't know if I would have survived that.

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      1. Tim Paul Murphy‏ @TimPaulMurphy 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion CC @TruthOvrStyle

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      1. Suzanne‏ @Castlesuzanne 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion 56 and the first time I have lived alone. Parents, then husband (now ex), then kids, then cared for parent. Now alone. Yay !

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      2. EMB‏ @emeronobaro 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ugh you wish. Some women RELISH being alone.

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      3. EMB‏ @emeronobaro 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion seriously, what a tired stereotype. Women don't just watch TV and cry when they're alone.

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      4. EMB‏ @emeronobaro 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I take a hot bath and listen to Enya and read The Bell Jar over and over and over.

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      1. #facepalm‏ @uncomm0n_sense 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion congrats

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      1. cleanse this  🌎 w/ 🔥‏ @imagin8ion 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion This would be lovely.

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ~Something 2 b said 4 leaving Ur clothes anywhere, eating beans from the pan in underwear while watching Netflix & answer 2 no 1.

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      1. Jiminy Cricket‏ @rielle_vobi 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Damn, that sounds good to me.

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      1. Slow Burn‏ @CarltonApple38 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Patrick Kane is guilty

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