@TheOnion @BookOfTamara Oh god......this is too close.....it hurts....
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@TheOnion my life finally made it to the Onion!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@queenjill I wish I had my own place.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@meg_a_wo_man I just assume I'll slip in my tub at some point
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@TheOnion is this true? Why would you print something so sad (and cheap?)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion love the onionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have never lived alone. I don't know if I would have survived that.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 56 and the first time I have lived alone. Parents, then husband (now ex), then kids, then cared for parent. Now alone. Yay !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion congratsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This would be lovely.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Something 2 b said 4 leaving Ur clothes anywhere, eating beans from the pan in underwear while watching Netflix & answer 2 no 1.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn, that sounds good to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Patrick Kane is guiltyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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