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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Aug 2015

    Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d pic.twitter.com/2A1haL8iDC

    2:24 PM - 12 Aug 2015
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      1. Hope‏ @Too_Whelmed 12 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/dFOafBCUCq” @mariahwestfall

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      1. Lisa Ridarelli‏ @LisaRid 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Thank you! Coke is not a healthy snack. http://everythingshilarious.com/2015/08/12/why-the-junk-food-industry-scar-from-the-lion-king/ … #lovetheonion

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      1. Amber Lily Mellowship‏ @Bambinaaa 13 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this is why we should all just be drinking water! #notanotherinfographic http://oi57.tinypic.com/2po13ev.jpg pic.twitter.com/0hsE1LgJSg

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      1. Chris Anderson‏ @PRdadanderson 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion #cocacola #Forever

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      1. Joe Anthony Martinez‏ @Kaiberius 12 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/hO9F6vrhfA”

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      1. Susan Hobbins‏ @shobbins 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion how about what the dairy industry does 2mama cows and their newborn calves? You have lost a big fan with ur @DairyGood assoc'tion

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      1. Connedsumer‏ @connsumer 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Funny how some of these points are almost true and others Coca-Cola actually portrays in commercials.

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      1. vote November 6‏ @stephanhokanson 12 Aug 2015
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        Now we know. “@TheOnion: Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/vitrU7Mfm6”

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      1. JE‏ @ellsworth01 12 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/XaFzAOd0YA”@Vchip6

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      1. Coach Roux‏ @rouxbaix 12 Aug 2015
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        #Science “@TheOnion: Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/6NVkzH8gTq”

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      1. cantresistabooklist‏ @alansim1970 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion coke research says coke more healthy than kale & broccoli combined. don't know who to trust anymore. prefer my coke in powder form

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      1. wolfnado  🐺 🌪‏ @ptezu 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion NoCoke is the New New Coke

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      1. MexicanWaldo‏ @WaldoMexican 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion No Words:pic.twitter.com/XXyrJCSmIj

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      1. Jon-Christopher Bua‏ @JCBua 12 Aug 2015
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        Very clever @TheOnion Well done! I really would like to teach the world to sing now! @JCBuahttps://twitter.com/theonion/status/631577066505420801 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/2A1haL8iDC
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      1. Josh Lane‏ @lanejoshlane 12 Aug 2015
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        my new favorite onion article “@TheOnion: Here’s what drinking Coke really does to the body: http://onion.com/1DNOE9d  pic.twitter.com/DMjPi9B2BZ”

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      1. Michael Bickerton‏ @mjbickerton 12 Aug 2015
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        Amazing to me, that @coke still has any sales at all. One has to wonder what is wrong with people? @TheOnion

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