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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Aug 2015

    Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other http://onion.com/1NaGzxF pic.twitter.com/sA7UX9QTFG

    12:20 PM - 12 Aug 2015
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    • Allister Hill 💀Zaghoulish🎃 Jillian 🎃 Swett spooky Ian 𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔎🎃𝔯 𝔗𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔱 Disassociative Beta Soy Boy Cuckery GayIdolSupporter|FOXINGTON Alberto Greg Lamb
    17 replies 550 retweets 1,067 likes
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      2. yungnavy‏ @maur_ugh 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion 2WKS @tessblerg @jacklyndaddona @reverendrusso @Meeeowwwgan @callanmccarthy @claire_siegrist @unicornlishus @kay_baron @bonnieboo5

        1 reply 2 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Belzebub 🍷 💐 🎨‏ @ragsoflove 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @tapeparade this is us

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      1. Dodgers suck‏ @philgalletto 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion it's back! @MikeTweetery @joseph_casale

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      1. Erin Jaeger‏ @erin_jaeger 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @thearize @GreatGandor @AnnaZvag

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      1. Annie Elisabeth‏ @counterfauxbic 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GradyNoonen The Girls are coming tonight at 7:30. Hope that's cool!

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      1. Nick Havey‏ @NiHavey 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @kaileybug13

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      1. Unlikable 😈Advocate‏ @KazeSkyfox 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion that's what friendship is for ;v

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      1. New conversation
      2. brittanypaul‏ @brittanypaul 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @alexopera4 @loemae haha this made me think of us. love you guys!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Laura Bousman‏ @loemae 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @brittanypaul

        @brittanypaul @TheOnion @alexopera4 nope not like us at all

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I feel bad for them, hopefully they can get their life in order. 30 is on the way girls.

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      2. Scott LoPiccolo‏ @slopiccolo21 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @MrsGeeLo

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      3. Gabrielle Faure‏ @MrsGeeLo 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @slopiccolo21

        @slopiccolo21 @TheOnion hahaha

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      1. John‏ @mrodark 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Wine and shoes for everyone!

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      1. We're All Trash‏ @ThomasJTrono 12 Aug 2015
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        @theonionpic.twitter.com/eGtnI1ieD9

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      2. 𝔒𝔩𝔩𝔦 𝔖𝔲𝔩𝔬𝔭𝔲𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔬‏Verified account @osulop 12 Aug 2015
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        @theonion @rsiivonen Riku, pitäiskö meidän?

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      3. Riku Siivonen‏ @rsiivonen 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @osulop

        @osulop @TheOnion Sä olet Olli NIIN oikeassa.

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      1. Emily Reeves Dean‏ @reeves501 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds too familiar. MT @TheOnion: Female Friends Spend Night Validating Living Shit Out Of Each Otherhttp://onion.com/1NaGzxF 

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