@TheOnion it's stories like these that give meaning to my life and keep me laughing. Because I know some people have swallowed this bait.
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@TheOnion Won't that be equivalent to living on the surface of the sun?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@jetcitystar c'est évidentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you're having a lavaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the idiots get priority housingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @paulkingsnorth 2060 is the year that genius and mystic Sir Isaac Newton prophesied the world would end.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Brian_Dillinger Start some really satisfying yet unhealthy habits now, because we're all gonna die very soonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion story for me! New Study Finds Earth’s Core Will Be Most Habitable Part Of Planet By 2060http://onion.com/1Mo1LB4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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