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@TheOnion Kewel! may as well laugh at our ill fatness - we pay for this hysterical morbidity & mortality so the 1% can smell the onion too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Great update - see it live here: http://rbl.ms/1q1DRyDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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