Sad when adverts figure out you’re divorced— @TheOnion: Area Man Nostalgic For Time When Ads Targeting Him Not As Sadhttp://onion.com/1Mn8s6x
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@TheOnion@AreaVanderMan@RobVanDoren the onion is spot on!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but seriously, this struggle is realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DJCoolPizza@TheOnion You leave Joni Mitchell out of this
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@TheOnion wait until you're targeted with adult diapers
no, wait your 3D printer will print them for you on demandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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