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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Aug 2015

    Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://www.theonion.com/r/27372tsd 

    5:30 PM - 11 Aug 2015
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      1. kingcambie‏ @kingcambie 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion We now call that Vintage.

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      2. ktp_108‏ @ktpfly_108 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AreaVanderMan all you have to do is insert the word "area" to make this complete!!

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      3. Shawn Vanderlugt‏ @AreaVanderMan 12 Aug 2015
        Replying to @ktpfly_108

        @ktpfly_108 @TheOnion Area man remembers roommate waiting six hours for naked image to download on shared desktop computer.

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      1. Mark Dickenson‏ @DampQuiche 12 Aug 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet http://www.theonion.com/r/27372tsd ” @PaulBrinksman

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      1. G‏ @SenorCutting 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion in the Stone Age hard core porn chiseled into granite. very difficult to hide in your sock drawer.

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      1. Andrew‏ @SI_Drew 11 Aug 2015
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        These kids don't know the struggle... RT: @TheOnion: Man Recalls Simpler Time When He Only Masturbated To Still Images On Internet

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      1. emily‏ @BivonaEmily 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @jocelynjccheng before you had me😏

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      1. Rachel Mary McFadden‏ @RachessArt 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion yeah, dirty white boys from Dixieland

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      1. Paul Kersey‏ @SynchroBlitz 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion ascii images right?

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      1. Greg P‏ @NorseFenrir 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Ahhh, the good old days.

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      1.  🌊 SCARY HAIRY MUSHROOM  🌊‏ @illskillz77 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm still jerkin' it the way my father taught me, & like the way his father taught him. Some traditions should never be broken.

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      2.  🍑 at Your Local Precinct‏ @PeachJames_ 11 Aug 2015
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      3. guac guy‏ @nxtlvlnelsn 11 Aug 2015
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        @AJWilson2o @TheOnion fuck man hitting a little close I home

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      2. MegaBELL‏ @4c7f21ac5bb74b0 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion That is silly. Sexualising immorality is wrong.

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