Coke can’s jagged aluminum edges destroy stomach lining. http://www.theonion.com/r/51063tsd
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@2L_belle "Heart lets out audible whimper" “
@TheOnion: What Coca-Cola Does To The Body http://www.theonion.com/r/51063tsd pic.twitter.com/JhdiaQOj7U”
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@hiblake92 "Increased blood sugar levels send message to the body that it is in America" hahahaha this is perfect
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@TheOnion I think i try a diet at the max ....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Quenchanoids and refreshatonin! HahahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: What Coca-Cola Does To The Body http://www.theonion.com/r/51063tsd pic.twitter.com/G73zcFD4j2” "you are legally dead for exactly 75 seconds"
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@TheOnion it's a metaphor for getting canned???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@himynameisbucky@TheOnion already spent time today helplessly snickering to cumulative deleterious effects. -
@WatsonRobsMind@TheOnion I thoroughly enjoyed the education on quenchanoids and refreshatonin
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@TheOnion@outfieldassist - Ha, you ought to see what Coke does to my toilets. Pour one can in, wait a few, brush, and it sparkles. No ring!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Syrupy sweetness sold in almost every third world country.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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