@TheOnion @TheRalphRetort Thank God he clearly isn't capable of using the internet. He might not be able to handle it.
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@TheOnion @ReadingtheSouth Are you sure it's not a 1-900 number?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CortesSteve Obama phone?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In the snarl of Lewis Black, Graham's run for POTUS "eludes' himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmao..haaaaaaaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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