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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2015

    Increasing Number Of Parents Opting To Have Children School-Homed http://onion.com/1LFVAqy pic.twitter.com/IFmNihmM0K

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      1. Ocala FAL‏ @cartmansrebels 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion it's about time, send those kids to school. Enjoy that free time to watch TV and text your friends about how hard it is to be home

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      1. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @IrisinLove

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      1. American Guy‏ @FeelFreetuRT 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion< @exarmyofficer1 I feel like this is one of those moments when I am suppose to take you seriously.

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      1. Gary T. Burnaska‏ @MediaWarrior 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion this is so true

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      1. Karl Fife‏ @karlfife 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Increasingly, children opting to have cranky parents stat at work. Said one child, "Keep paying bills, but you need your space"

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      1. Stephanie‏ @Nobodyaskedbut 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I am a high school teacher in Texas. I wanted to laugh at your "false" article, but I found it too true to be funny. 😰

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      1. 貧困家庭‏ @Straatvogels813 12 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion 寮制学校が刑務所に、 Boarding school in prison, Alone house is the best! 独り住まいは最高です! It is absurd, such as shared room. 相部屋など以ての外です。

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      1. Mikey Garrabrandt‏ @777CAPTINSAY 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion whats she saying? Whats an onion? Whats an onion whats an onion?

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      1. David F Walker‏ @Terroirwalker 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion really not funny

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      1. Ry‏ @buckeyery 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion funny article, but make sure you're an equal opportunity offender. An article about teachers unions would be entertaining too.

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      1. Space Ghost Force Gene‏ @RacerX393 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion It's the way we have decided is best for the kids. I mean, look how we have messed up our lives.

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      1. Paul Hagen‏ @PaulBHagen 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Further proof that the line between comedy and tragedy is thin. This is hilarious, but sadly it's all too true...

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      2. Nancy‏ @Nancywillask 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Home-schooled.

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      3. Roberto Reyes‏ @escostateofmind 10 Aug 2015
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        @Nancywillask @TheOnion that's part of the joke

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      4. Nancy‏ @Nancywillask 10 Aug 2015
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        @escostateofmind @TheOnion Not a joke.

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