@TheOnion it's about time, send those kids to school. Enjoy that free time to watch TV and text your friends about how hard it is to be home
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@TheOnion<@exarmyofficer1 I feel like this is one of those moments when I am suppose to take you seriously.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is so trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Increasingly, children opting to have cranky parents stat at work. Said one child, "Keep paying bills, but you need your space"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am a high school teacher in Texas. I wanted to laugh at your "false" article, but I found it too true to be funny.
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@TheOnion 寮制学校が刑務所に、 Boarding school in prison, Alone house is the best! 独り住まいは最高です! It is absurd, such as shared room. 相部屋など以ての外です。Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion whats she saying? Whats an onion? Whats an onion whats an onion?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion really not funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion funny article, but make sure you're an equal opportunity offender. An article about teachers unions would be entertaining too.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's the way we have decided is best for the kids. I mean, look how we have messed up our lives.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Further proof that the line between comedy and tragedy is thin. This is hilarious, but sadly it's all too true...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Home-schooled. -
@Nancywillask@TheOnion that's part of the joke -
@escostateofmind@TheOnion Not a joke.
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