TIP: Redesign the elephant mascot to feature wider hips and lush, batting eyelasheshttp://onion.com/1IzNptr
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@TheOnion@zacksmiley@GOP ahh so accurateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GOP@CarlyFiorina How to appeal to more women? By putting a bikini made out of me on their female candidate. Duh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Its like a crowded Derby Field except instead of the World's Finest Thoroughbreds, we have a Bunch of DumbAsses.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@GOP Stop referring to@CarlyFiorina as "great dame with stellar get-away sticks".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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