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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2015

    How The @GOP Can Appeal To Women http://onion.com/1IzImZY pic.twitter.com/0FwUs0L5JO

    11:56 AM - 10 Aug 2015
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    26 replies 330 retweets 345 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TIP: Redesign the elephant mascot to feature wider hips and lush, batting eyelasheshttp://onion.com/1IzNptr 

        9 replies 107 retweets 200 likes
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      1. Natalie‏ @nataliedrevets 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @zacksmiley @GOP ahh so accurate

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      1. THE Confederate Flag‏ @FlagOfTreason 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP @CarlyFiorina How to appeal to more women? By putting a bikini made out of me on their female candidate. Duh.

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      1. Beth‏ @bethkwooster 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP Duct-tape themselves to the next scheduled space probe like a tool belt?

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      2. hscer‏ @hscer 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP Couldn't you at least have talked about how Carly Fiorina isn't a real woman because she screwed up HP or something

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      1. Gary G Evenson‏ @EvensonGary 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Its like a crowded Derby Field except instead of the World's Finest Thoroughbreds, we have a Bunch of DumbAsses.

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      1. cindy coker‏ @cindycoker72 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP listening to mark Levin on the meg Kelly subject on youtube

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP Implant the Marco Rubio GOPbot chip in more women.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP Pledge to reduce the President's salary by 30% if elected.

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP Adding a "Keeping Up With The Trumps" weekly telecast to the FoxNews lineup.

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      1. : /‏ @Real___Eric 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOPpic.twitter.com/VlpXf5v29C

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      1. Matt Cady‏ @realmateofeo 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP Stop referring to @CarlyFiorina as "great dame with stellar get-away sticks".

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      1. Jim (F.O.D.)‏ @brownscuddahadm 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP stop talking about complex issues like economy, stick to what women understand : free abortions

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      1. keywest756‏ @pobboa 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP sweet ole boys gop-- finest-----a-haha-h

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      1. Rebecca F.A. Smith‏ @thebeckysmith 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP how about they do full frontal nudity too? That old equaliser of scores.

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      1. keywest756‏ @pobboa 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @GOP did u say appeal ha-ha-ha not in this group-------jts

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