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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2015

    Women Voters Can't Help Fawning Over Sexist GOP http://onion.com/1htuJT9 pic.twitter.com/QcLCysenE0

    10:10 AM - 10 Aug 2015
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    13 replies 358 retweets 513 likes
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      2. Rick Silber‏ @itsricksilber 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion i'm offended there's no white female in this picture

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      3. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @itsricksilber

        @sickrilber @TheOnion The woman on the second to the left is white; reddish brown hair and green eyes. Or are you complaining cus no blonds?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Lucky 7‏ @LuckySevin 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion liberal butthurt is so precious....

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      1. Sanguinary eBook‏ @AberrantWhimsy 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion I always wondered how the writers came up with article ideas, then I saw this comment section

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      1. iza mohammad‏ @rizza_mohammad 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion like i said.. GO Mr. Trump!

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      1. MWG‏ @mwg191 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion sounds a little too real world. .. :(

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Women need to vote, speak up and get admitted into engineering schools in greater numbers. We need all our talent.

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      1. Kevin Fitzpatrick‏ @kfitzmedia 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Its true! They just love the GOP

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      1. THE WIZ‏ @junpstart 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Trump has a lot of good things in line for our women. HE does have to be more of a Statesman in his remarks, he has given credit.

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      2. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion many a truth spoke in jest. Republicans only represent richest 1%, and most American women only care about $$$

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      3. Big Bad Bloodydamn.‏ @redjill55 10 Aug 2015
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        @DarrylMars @TheOnion Most?? I'm sad that you seem to know so many materialistic airbrained women. Maybe you should stop going to bars.

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      4. darryl mars‏ @DarrylMars 11 Aug 2015
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        @redjill55 @TheOnion you may be right, & I'm not at all happy with my cynical view on this subject

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      1. MarciaHope‏ @78702hopping 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion notice, the judges went 'with must be a Persian citizen to become holy,' so it remains more complex than that.

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      1. Black41FlashReverse‏ @Black41Reverse 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion 😂 Trumps hair👌

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