@TheOnion I realize it's fiction but that made me sad :(
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@TheOnion I would go over to their desk and begin duct tapping them to their chair. Then go from there *nod nod*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's probably depressed and you should leave him the fuck alone. (I know it's fiction)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Make him wear a dress like NFL Commissioner Goodell.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This was me when my brother died LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ww aswwwa sazThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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