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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Aug 2015

    New Statewide Education Standards Require Teachers To Forever Change Lives Of 30% Of Students http://onion.com/1IY7jQ1 pic.twitter.com/8DAEjQzYc1

    4:45 AM - 10 Aug 2015
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      2. SBeducatingouryouth‏ @spankoffb 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion When I was 18 my favorite teacher was not the best teacher but the easiest teacher. I am dumbfounded about this decision.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Pepper Brooks‏ @Tally__Bear 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @spankoffb

        @spankoffb @TheOnion have you heard of a thing called "satire?"

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      4. SBeducatingouryouth‏ @spankoffb 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @Tally__Bear

        @Tally__Bear @TheOnion Oh yes, I am married for 26 yrs because of my sense of humor!! also have a masters in education and want to teach!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Pepper Brooks‏ @Tally__Bear 10 Aug 2015
        Replying to @spankoffb

        @spankoffb lol just making sure. Nothing the Onion says is true (well, maybe it is in a 'making fun of' way) but it's hilarious.

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      1. Destini Vaile‏ @dvrv 14 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @thephysicsgirl ITT: people who don't realize the onion is a parody newspaper and this article is fake.

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      1. StickerKid‏ @StickerKidUSA 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks for sharing The Onion, have a great Monday :) (insight by http://commun.it )

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      1. Dee-Nice‏ @CougarGlitter 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL. Can some people learn what satirical journalism is, please?

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      1. Anupam Maurya‏ @djanup12 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion Every teacher is perfect, only our way decides all. And no any professor will give wrong path to his pupil. #fact...

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      1. Jim Dougherty‏ @JimHealthpub 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/Rpmrk2w2Ef

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      1. Morgan's Musings  🎃 ⭐ ⭐ ⭐‏ @morgansparhawk 10 Aug 2015
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        .@TheOnion unfortunately I think this happens for real far too often. Sex w/a teacher anyone?

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      1. RighteousMight‏ @DavidBoley1 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion bah. that happens every day.

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      1. Sam Sercombe‏ @buteosam 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion They could do worse than start with the idiot quoted.

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