“@TheOnion: FDA Report Finds Food Prevents Hunger 98% Of Time When Properly Used http://onion.com/1J4dy72 pic.twitter.com/uIm5oxjsKZ”
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“@TheOnion: FDA Report Finds Food Prevents Hunger 98% Of Time When Properly Used http://onion.com/1J4dy72 pic.twitter.com/uIm5oxjsKZ”
@TheOnion my guess is food prevents hunger 100% of the time when used properly...what else would someone do with the food? Wear it?
@TheOnion I didn't know that!
@TheOnion @dangainor 60% of the time, every time
@TheOnion @jimmyfallon here's a thank you note Jimmy. still shaking my head.
@TheOnion But food's positive effect on obesity is largely overlooked.
@TheOnion lol. You think? The people that are hungry don't have food!
@TheOnion sometimes I feel like I must be in a paradox.
@TheOnion this is a joke...right?
@TheOnion ...despite congressional leaders questioning the scientists behind the theory.
@TheOnion Is this for real, was money really spent on this kind of research & report?
@AnnastasiaLynne You're joking, right? It's @TheOnion
@TheOnion @flyoverangel Always wondered 
@TheOnion and the other 2% is the finagle factor
“@TheOnion: FDA Report Finds Food Prevents Hunger 98% Of Time When Properly Used http://onion.com/1J4dy72 pic.twitter.com/3iFMQbU8BV”
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