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@TheOnion That was an epic night. I wonder why she isn't calling me back though? :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Avalanche. RT
@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/1J4d1BW pic.twitter.com/UfeoM7tkSr
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@TheOnion @Mosha_Sam my life as told through satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the end of this was priceless....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Date’s Flaws Coming At Woman Faster Than She Can Rationalize Them http://onion.com/1J4d1BW pic.twitter.com/IDc6LaXby2” Me on dates.
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@TheOnion what she named him as well? Witch! Maybe she was just stuck up and her predetermined expectations are what let her downThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion kind of like Donald Trump & the Republican Party!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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