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@TheOnion I love clever satire like this
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@TheOnion from the heart of our bottomsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“
@TheOnion: Going-Out-Of-Biz Sign Thanks Neighborhood For 3 Months Of No Support http://onion.com/1MTFNWC pic.twitter.com/LVMqBjjMfk” Awesome!
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@TheOnion As someone trying to start a small business (though online), "I feel yah bro."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...please, go ahead and line up out the door for shitty Starbucks coffee and their pre-packaged crap food.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion maybe their food sucked. *shrugs* It is a good "suck it" letter though.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I remember the first time this was posted. That sign still makes me laugh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I so deeply want this to be realThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it's News. Old picture. Old story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope it's real and I hope that someone tells the owners to wake up! Being in business means EARNING customer loyaltyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is the most believable story I've seen from
@TheOnion. It reeks of feasibility.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion closed thanks to our customers!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is unimportant in an Important way.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why be so angry at a community that didn't need another cafe/coffee shop. Those who choose to open a business need to research 1stThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion *couldn'tThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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