Trump Delivers Anecdote About Small Business Owner Who Isn’t Half The Man He Is http://onion.com/1hmnvAn #GOPDebatepic.twitter.com/e3bbRdc2xI
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Had to check to be sure this was @TheOnion, not Trump's twitter feed. “@TheOnion: D. Trump: http://onion.com/1OV7Y4Y pic.twitter.com/uMWOLhwrzV” 
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