@TheOnion "Wait, we have an election? ..." :)
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@TheOnion also, all the good laws have been made alreadyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's not satire. That's a fact.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We're waiting for the Pope to announce his candidacy.
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