@TheOnion They also make your farts stink.
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@TheOnion the price I have to pay with my ass is just too high of a cost for me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If that is the fact then my Grandpa will live a long time because he eats everything fried and SPICY and then takes a nap.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They also can increase indigestion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion first the evidence needs to go beyond correlation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion provided your arse holds out!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I've always felt that ordering the extra spicy KFC was the absolute right choice.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think the Spicy Food Commission are trying to Curry favor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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