@TheOnion Sh-sh-shhh... Sleep now. *smooch*
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@nicadispatch: “@TheOnion: Nicaraguan Diplomat Drops Deadly Spider Onto John Kerry’s Blanket http://onion.com/1IoqhOk pic.twitter.com/NXsJ6TxXiB”
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@TheOnion the Hawaiian tiki curse??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The spider asking Kerry is it safe? Kerry just lying there in silence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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