@TheOnion Ask your doctor if food is right for you.
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@TheOnion Does "food" include Broccoli and Kale?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But when improperly used it results in Jabba The Hut syndromeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion also...cold coffee burns less flesh than hot coffee....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the other 2% are just really, really stoned.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion BRAVO !!!! Good thinking rules the day !!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and the other 2%?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I pity the 2%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what happens the other 2% of the time??!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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