@TheOnion Then why are at least two of them married and another has moved far, far away? And what about the 12 restraining orders?
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@TheOnion nope nope nope nope nopeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the Onion never liesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow.......do I wish THAT were true!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You are giving out false hopes to people who should be moving on.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ahahahaahahahaha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Even the one that's dead now? That's a little creepy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is the dream I have every night...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why does my Onion make me cry?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bull crapThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I only need 1 crush and that is my hotwife.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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