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“@TheOnion: Woman Fulfills Manifest Destiny Of Hardwood Floor Throughout Home http://onion.com/1W1tcng ”
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@elittlestream@TheOnion hahahaha, I was just telling someone about the awful floors in our kitchen
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@TheOnion Now her life is meaningless and empty.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion NEXT UP Loggers, Amazon backordered chainsaws for Redwood Forest rrrrrrrrrrrrrrThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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