@TheOnion As soon as the garbage realized it landed in New Jersey, it crawled back into the ocean.
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@TheOnion republicans probably.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion je crois que ces chics types finiront par rejeter a la mer les tires de@Serge_Sergerie et de@MDisnardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion poor garbage. I hope it makes it back to the ocean.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@chasebrignac This is my favorite Onion quote. So funny(& sad). Too bad it's so true. Almost posted it myself.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@chasebrignac ilike onion isn't cook with out it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@chasebrignac funny.
love The Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You do know that Andy Borowitz owes his style to you, don't you? Love you, Onion! Lived in Rathskeller that birthed you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion nice to see people do the right thing for once...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The seas were rough that day, my friend.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion gah damnThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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