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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Aug 2015

    From The Archives: Obama Turns 50 Despite Republican Opposition http://onion.com/1SJOQNG pic.twitter.com/WKEXeHgdS6

    12:56 PM - 4 Aug 2015
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      2. Mary‏ @thelegacy09 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion bia st Much ! All flagarant CORRUPTION ,Mrs Obama just spent 600,000 on table? Govt smaller&DO-Over!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Thomas Mims‏ @ThomasAMims 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @thelegacy09

        @thelegacy09 *biased And it's a satirical news source, chill.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. I hate the Ravens‏ @DonnieN42 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @ThomasAMims

        @ThomasAMims Don't you just love people that take satire seriously?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. The Word Blerd‏ @WordBlerd 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @DonnieN42

        @DonnieN42 @ThomasAMims This chick is illiterate. She saw the pic but couldn't read the article and just spewed what little she knew. Funny.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. I hate the Ravens‏ @DonnieN42 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @WordBlerd

        @WordBlerd She types like someone that barely knows English that's from a non-English speaking nation. Except she doesn't have that excuse.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Brian Commeans‏ @briancommeans 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Stonermoog ..This just in... Boehner is crying yet again.

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      2. Michael Kull‏ @mkulltra 5 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @moiskd Awesome! He can even get younger, when he wants to!!!

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      1. Patricia Benito‏ @trish41beni 5 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion NO WAY!

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      1. Matthew Beer‏ @mattcbeer 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Tyler_Schoch lmfao

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      1. My Cat is a Dick‏ @jbassset 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion damnit @BarackObama! Aging? Now getting old is YOUR fault. It's like you do this shit on PURPOSE!

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      2. Patty Augustus‏ @pattyscrochet 4 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Happy Birthday sir you get my respect. And support.

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      1. ExMo Matt‏ @RealMattRants 4 Aug 2015
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        @nglaus @TheOnion Haha!

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      1. Charles‏ @cjbreidenstine 10 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Obama suck

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      1. Politically_Liberal‏ @PoliticallyLib 5 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Writer_HeidiG LoL

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      1. Cat Pastrick ✌️‏ @catpastrick6 5 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @Jared_84 I like this because I'm one of those Republicans.

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      1. Brian Weaver‏ @BrianWeaver 5 Aug 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Satire. for those of you who do not understand, It is pretend news, knot reel, spoff off news, ekoj A. Come on people, really ?

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      1. Joseph Menard‏ @menardjoseph1 5 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Bad Republicans. What's next - Democracy and free Enterprise. (Not Star Trek Enterprise - real world things.)

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