@TheOnion The good new is your request has been granted. The bad news is that your choices are the Hamburgler and Grimace.
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@TheOnion Well at least they found Waldo, and that's important.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh Ness, what happened to you...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funny. Never funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion only way@whereswaldo here is gonna get any.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and more bad news, he can only be sexually harassed by menThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh man almost thought that was@MaxScovilleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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