@TheOnion I find this contention dubious. The FDA would only recommend this if a GSK pharmaceutical product was also consumed with the food.
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@TheOnion Next up: The relationship between water and thirst. Any connection?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: FDA Report Finds Food Prevents Hunger 98% Of Time When Properly Used http://onion.com/1M37f2m pic.twitter.com/0Nn4pRAb71" eh?
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@TheOnion ...but, of course, not everyone is entitled to eat. ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That figure seems high...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~Beans up Ur nose don't count. My father warned me about this.

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